It is with a heavy heart that K-SU bids farewell to beloved faculty member, Dr. Professor.
Known for his impassioned speeches, sporadic curriculum, and distinct smell, Dr. Professor was a staple on campus. Unfortunately, in recent years Dr. Professor’s students have reported his classes as being “incomprehensible” and “none of this makes sense.”
Professor is on indefinite leave, he can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org